“Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.” ~ Nelson Algren {A Walk on the Wild Side} ~Sex Quotes
“Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.” ~ Jennifer Estep {Spider’s Bite} | Sexy Quotes
Sexy Quotes ~ 23 ~ “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ~ Frank Zappa
Sexy Quotes ~ 22 ~ “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant” ~ Henry Miller
Sexy Quotes ~ 21 ~ “You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.” ~ Jeaniene Frost {One Foot in the Grave}
Sexy Quotes ~ 20 ~ “I’ve given guys blow jobs just because I’ve run out of things to talk about.” ~ Anne Lamott {Crooked Little Heart}
Sexy Quotes ~ 19 ~ “Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein {The Moon is a Harsh Mistress}
Sexy Quotes ~ 18 ~ “The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that it’s coming quickly.” ~ Mel Brooks
Sexy Quotes ~ 17 ~ “What kind of motel sells condoms?” “My favorite kind of motel?” ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout {Origin}
